Are we the first generation that thinks other people give a big steaming turd about everything we do?! Unfortunately due to the rise of ‘Web 2.0′, people who would have previously cast you out of the village for using new technology, are now using cut-price laptops to chatter aimlessly on Twitter and Facebook. Oh, and it is aimless with a capital ‘A’.
“Getting my hair done today.”
“Chantelle said ‘bitch’ today! She is my world!”
“Deanster is on the bog.”
“Going to bed now. Night, night, people!!”
“Shaz took her pills from the doctor as she can’t cope with her family, job and her man. Feeling so low. Eating chocolate and feeling fat, this isn’t my fault.”
I DON’T CARE!!!!!!!! Think of the savings on my sanity you could make by not telling everyone your every bloody action! Who do you lot think you are? The Queen? Cliff Richard? Fiona ‘I get paid huge sums for being incompetent’ Phillips? No, you’re just a hairdresser from Chelmsford who’s just worked out how to press the ‘on’ button on her computer, who is wasting electricity just to tell people what TV show you’re watching!
Where are the men in white coats? Just take me away NOW!!!!
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21/08/2009 at 12:28 pm
why you hatin on my boi cliff richard? dont be dissin my homies man, it aint right, in fact its just plain wack!