Looking for a “Proper Job” Pasty Munching and Lingerie Modelling

09/04/2009 by Dave G.

With the increase in petrol stations being offering to fuel and fast food it has come to our attention that the most readily available pasties are mass produced poor immitations of the proper job.

Proper Jobs

Time to take a sanity check on the state of pasties in Devon.

The recruitment of a proper pasty muncher was required and would invlove sending someone deep undercover to expose the real state of Devon pasties.

Devon Pasties - Uncovered

We sent our undercover mystery shopper (in the guise of a go ahead business woman) to check out what was hot on the pasty front and are sad to report that ready to go pasties and pies leave a lot to be desired.

Pasty Munching is for some the ideal job - and has been included on the list of top jobs in a recession however the suffering that our researcher undertook must not be overlooked.

After only three days of work our mystery shopper decided that she’d had her fill of crap crusts and nasty fillings and decide to look for jobs elsewhere.

Jobs in Lingerie

The last we heard she had landed a fantastic job with and agency that supplies models for high street fashion shops and had recently returned from a lingerie shoot in california where coincidentally she discoverd that “pasties” in the US has a very different meaning to the word in the UK.

Modelling lingerie - even from high street lingerie shops is high up there in top jobs for women who get the thrill of being photographed wearing the latest lingerie fashions  and often enjoy the perk of keeping the stylish undies when the job is finished.

Here’s a couple of videos for you to enjoy - GMTV recently ran a full feature on top high street lingerie that explains that sales of lingerie are soaring even in these cash strapped times.

The next is one of many “how to videos” and staying with the lingerie theme expalins how to get out of a car showing no knickers!

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